This will not work
C4 have selected the winner and it is Alex
Also
According to a BB shrink a woman can never win Big Brother
I am informed that the majority of voters are young females, so they will vote for the dishyest guy., and out of jealousy never bring themselves to vote for a female
This rules out Kate and Jade
Jonny looks like a haggard old man
Alex is a model, so will have better looks
Ergo Alex has won
Sorry