Depends who is making the rules...

Seriously, though, I thought Alex was a lot better last night, because he had no choice but to throw his lot in with "the Jonny crew". So, now he is enjoying himself, he must realise what an idiot he has been for the previous 8 weeks.

Still, it must be shock to his Mummy and Daddy, and all those others who think that Alex is a nice boy who doesn't get drunk and start chasing the girls round the pool and taking off their bikinis, eh?