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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Rutland
Posts: 25,358
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Rutland
Posts: 25,358
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Fee with no Suga
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Fee with no Suga “It’s going to be a good one tonight,” shrieked Foghorn McCall before conducting a bad interview with the world’s most disgusting woman, Tina Malone.
Rejected by revolted viewers in a landslide eviction vote, the Malone creature told un-grand inquisitor Davina: “I am highly intellectual.”
Yes, and like all the cerebral greats, history will remember this svelte and demure actress for the philosophical observations which shaped her world view.
Descartes: “I think therefore I am.”
Rousseau: “Man is born free but is everywhere in chains.”
Malone: “That was so *******ing funny I nearly p*ssed and sh*t and vomited at the same time.”
As the lovely Tina waddled back to the obscurity for which she was designed, miserable Mutya Buena risked her £75,000 show fee and stormed out of the house.
“This is *******ing stupid,” hissed the sour Sugababe. What precisely did she expect?
Celebrity Big Brother 6 is all silly costumes, endless tasks, hollow tears and no decent rows.
Who needs Jeux Sans Frontieres?
And who needs a reality show where the result is a foregone conclusion. Verne will win.
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Source: Daily Mirror
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