[Brekkie]

"Calls cost 35p from BT landlines. Other networks vary and calls from outer space may be higher. 10p from each call goes to charity, so in total that'll be about £3.40 for charity this series - I know, it's not much, but if we needlessly mention it everytime we tell you the numbers it makes us sound better.

Lines close when they close, and if you phone after the lines close well it's your stupid fault you bloody idiot! The full T&Cs are hidden away at the bottom of the C4 website where you'll see us claim we won't give you a refund under any circumstances, but if you're tight enough to claim your 35p back and nick 10p from charity, we'll cave in anyway to avoid a scandal. Even if you're complaining the housemate you wanted to evict has left the house."