[Jake!]

I love things like that.

Today right, totally on the random I get locked out with a mop. (Don't ask why, I can't remember).
So I am stood by the lift with a mate and the lift stops and opens. Theres a girl there who I thought at first was going to be my mum so I hold the op to her in a karate way and make a HUGH (you should know what I mean) noise. The girl in fright ***** herself, stacks it. Me, well I piss myself in laughter until realizing the girl lives next door to me. My mate was on the floor in hysterics. Its was hilarious.