[Romantic Old Bird]

Not my style, ROB. Once he's off my telly, I'll be happy!

Ah, but Oldgit, I don't think he will be. He has a great face, and he's a character. He'll probably get loads of TV work, maybe even a series!

I mean, Hornchurch is obviously the Royston Vasey of the South East. I feel a sitcom coming on....................


Meanwhile, back to the thread topic, I take it you and Mrs Oldgit won't be inviting him out on the town?


I wouldn't mind taking his friend French Freddie. But only if Mr Clarke has a headache!