Quote:
Originally posted by Conzors
Quote:
Originally posted by JohnD
Quote:
Originally posted by Annie
We would fail on our own. Sorry but its true. I would love it if we could be independant but it wouldnt work.
|
No we wouldn't!!
Did you know that there is huge oil field which is bigger than the North sea oil field which belongs totally to Scotland. and it won't be touched til scotland become independent!!
|
Well Scotland wouldnt survive on their own because of many factors. These factors include
1- All the men are mistaking themeleves for women, as they wear skirts with no underwear.
2 - They would die of starvation as they constantly chase 3-legged sheep around hills thinking this is their food.
3 - It is up north, and it will be the first to be hit by a hurricane.
4 - It wouldnt have a stabalised government, as the prime minister would get done for publicly showing themselevs in the nude, and their kilts would fall down reveling his sausage.
Thats my theory of why Scotland cannot survive on its own.
|
1. did you know that Scottish men were force during WW1 by English soldiers to wear there Kilts in the trenches. and in doing so their knees would be slit open with the ice gathered around the hem, thus subjecting them to more illnesses
2. 3 legged sheep!! hmm at least we don't force our kids to sing Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep instead of Baa Baa Black sheep.
3. Already got hit by a Category 5 Hurricane in January 2007!! 156mph wind and Survived!!!!
4. At least we don't have, quote. "a one eyed scottish idiot" who only pretends to be scottish when it suits him running the country!!!
That's My theory of why Scotland needs to be SET FREE!!!