[Jake!]

The Baguette Girl [Written On 1st February 2009]

You can keep going around saying whatever
But at the end of the day, no you ain’t better
However, forever I can beat you
And now that is what I intend to do

Your fat man, laugh when I told you I was once anorexic
Ten ****ing baguettes in one ****ing lunch time, pathetic
Smells like someone’s whacked ya across the face with a wet dog, even a fish
And there’s so much more, so just listen to this

Never ever should you try to display me
And yes I know you must ****ing hate me
But when I slag you off to your face, every ****ing body rates me
Well guess what no one likes ya, ya see, ya see, ya see

I think you must think I’m thick of thick
But you always think you’re it, and I see past it
Flab them chicken fillets around
I bet if you didn’t try to wear tight clothes then you fat would hit the ground

You can’t beat me, you’ll just have to put up with
For now I just adapt and live
And now whilst you bullshit between two
I still want **** all to do with you

Never ever should you try to display me
And yes I know you must ****ing hate me
But when I slag you off to your face, every ****ing body rates me
Well guess what no one likes ya, ya see, ya see, ya see

You think I’m great and that I like you (Err Mate)
Well only one of them is true (Ain’t The Second One Darling)
Yeah you guessed right, I hate your stupid baguette eating personality (That’s True)
And from you the only wish I have is to be free (Right Now)

Can’t get a life and make some of your own friends
Coz no one ****ing likes ya, even from ya own ends
I bet you lost all the ones you could’ve ever had from bitching and bullshit
And doing loads of ****ing fanny fitting

Never ever should you try to display me
And yes I know you must ****ing hate me
But when I slag you off to your face, every ****ing body rates me
Well guess what no one likes ya, ya see, ya see, ya see

Fake
Snake
Liar
The reason why I hate
Hate so much it shows
And for you my hate only grows

Never ever should you try to display me
And yes I know you must ****ing hate me
But when I slag you off to your face, every ****ing body rates me
Well guess what no one likes ya, ya see, ya see, ya see

Never ever should you try to display me
And yes I know you must ****ing hate me
But when I slag you off to your face, every ****ing body rates me
Well guess what no one likes ya, ya see, ya see, ya see

Never ever should you try to display me
And yes I know you must ****ing hate me
But when I slag you off to your face, every ****ing body rates me
Well guess what no one likes ya, ya see, ya see, ya see