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"Hello" the man opened with, "Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live on a paradise Earth?"

"What?" Hannah replied

Then the man brought from his bag a number of religious tracks, "Your door was open" he continued "and I noticed you were in, so I wondered if you were aware of that"

"Who are you?" Hannah asked

"Sorry, I am Geoffrey Lasenby and I am from you local group of Jehovah witnesses and I was wondering if you would be interested in studying with us"

Just then another two men entered the room in sharp suits, "Hello said one of the men, "We were wondering if you have ever considered the book of Mormon"