Read this guys.
Bed Linen Burglars
Day 62, 04:04
ALEX and Jonny paired up to torment Kate as she tried to go to bed.
The boys stole the Kent girl's duvet and, as she turned her back to retrieve it, Jonny took her pillows and pushed her mattress to the floor.
It proved to be an endless cycle, as Kate's covers, pillows and mattress were continually stolen or thrown to the floor every time she looked the other way.
She soon failed to see the funny side. "Jonny ****** off now, this is getting beyond a joke, where's my pillows?" she cried out.
Storming across the room to Jonny's bed, Kate found what she was looking for.
"There's my *********g duvet. Oh, and there's my other pillow. No, it's not, it's a case," she said sarcastically, before throwing a suitcase on top of Jonny and producing a loud groan from the joker.
Then Jade decided to advise Kate on how to outwit the boys, screaming across the room, "Why don't you hold your pillow, and hold your cover? You're the mug, because any normal person would get their cover, get their pillow and walk with it."
A row ensued between the girls: "Let's see if Jade the clever bird's theory is correct, let's see if they don't steal my mattress, shall we?"
"THEN you put it back ON!" shrieked Jade.
Alex had cunningly blocked out the light by putting a blanket at the bottom of the bedroom door and, sure enough, as Kate returned to her bed with duvet and pillows in hand, she found the mattress gone.
"Come on, clever s**t," she demanded, as the boys laughed hysterically. "Where the ****** is my mattress?"
"Move the quilt from the bottom of the door and you'll be able to see, you arsehole!" screamed Jade.
As Kate finally settled down for the night, all her bed linen present and counted for, the teasing once more turned on Jade.
"Anyone got any earplugs?" asked Kate.
Alex laughed: "I've got a shotgun, will that help?"
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As much as I like Kate and I didnt see it so maybe she wasnt as angry as they made out, but its all very well for her to play tricks on Jade and hide from her but when the boot is on the other foot,she doesnt like it. She has got a bit of a temper on her, hasnt she?
