I had a similar conversation with my OH when I read my daughter's copy of Heat which I buy for her every week and then read before she gets a look in. At my comment of "Where was Helen". His suggestion was that they were probably going out later and seeing as it takes Helen 2 hours to get ready, Paul decided to go and get some breakfast cos he couldnt get in the shower. Bet he still looked gorgeous = Paul in a tracksuit bottom and dishevelled still better than most other men. Hope they had a good break anyway. As I was informed he was seen in Newquay - what did I expect to see him wearing - a suit.
Following Paul's comment this morning about playing golf, I hope Helen is not going to become a golf widow. If she is, some advice from experience.
1. Never accompany him to pull his golf club holder thing around cos you think it might be a nice afternoon out for a stroll - IT NEVER IS.
2. You will hear language you thought you would never hear coming from his mouth - quite unrepeatable, just because the silly ball wouldnt go in the right direction.
3. Never mention that there are a couple of cute rabbits emerging from the bushes just to his right as he is about to hit the ball.
4. And lastly never ever mention how many he went round the silly course in and how many he should have gone round in.
Still I am sure if Paul mentions golf or anything else too often Helen can suggest something else much more interesting to do.
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