[Nicky.]

I sent this to my friend Carly, and she sent one back xD


Dear Carly

I don't really know how to tell you this, but , our affair is over. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear outside your office and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I eat garbage.
I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your book of poetry as a memory.
You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and you ruined my attempts at another world war and world domination.

Love always,
Nicky

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Dear Nicky

I am sorry to have to tell you that our romance is over. I realised I was not in love with you when I tripped on peanut butter in your closet and I saw you drive over my illegitimate child in ghanda.

I'm sure you are frostbitten enough to realise that I may pee my pants. I am returning the couch cushions and your toe ring but I will keep the oil tank from your car for the memorys. You should know that I always will remember the pep talks and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,

Carly,x