[Fom]

Dear Hannah

I dont really know how to tell you this, but your a pervert. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose in your car and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but i'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I gave my confession today about the moose poaching and I have a passionate interest for mice.

Go drown yourself.
Fom