[Ninastar]

Mine to bapstar


Dear James,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes . I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg at the mental hospital
and I saw you pull the pants off of the Catholic Priest
.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand how awful you are.
I'm returning the pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car
as a memory.
You should also know that I hate your cooking and thanks for the cocaine.

Best of luck on the sex change,
Caitlin x