"Jonnnnn Arne Riise
Ooh Aah
I wanna knoooow
How you scored that goal."
"We hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate Everton too, there ****
We hate Man United,
But Liverpool we love you."
"Luis Garcia,
He drinks San Gria,
He came from Barca,
To bring us joy,
He's 5 foot 7,
He's football heaven,
Oh please, don't take our Luis away." [Sadly, they took him away
]
"He's big,
He's red,
His feet stick out the bed,
Peter Crouch,
Peter Crouch."
"Ste Gerrard Gerrard
Can pass the ball 40 yards
He's big an he's ****in hard
Ste Gerrard Gerrard"