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Originally posted by lili
Hit me at 40mph, there's around an 80% chance I'll die.
Hit me at 30mph, there's around an 80% chance I'll live.
Hit me at 10mph when I'm wearing heely's, there's 100% chance it will be funny as ****.
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If you are driving at 40mph, there's around an 80% chance I'll die.
If you are driving at 70mph, there is 0% chance I'll walk out in front of you, you'll be long gone.
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If abortion is murder, then blowjobs are cannibalism and masturbation is mass genocide.
Yeah I'm not over 18, I deserve to be shot.