Chapter 8 - Spears by name, Spears by nature
'Oh HAI! This is MAH song!' Britney Spear's Womanizer rings throughout the silence of the street. The song is coming from a house, MarkSpear's house to be exact.
HUGO, Damon and MarkSpears were practicing their dance moves, they dreamed of being a Britney Tribute group and if they kept practicing then maybe one day their dreams would become reality. The song finished, it was a successful practice.
'So what do you want to do now betches?' Asked Damon
'We could Watch Gossip Girl, I've got on DVD in over 300 different languages!'
'Ooooh lush!' exclaimed Hugo.
MarkSpears went upstairs to grab the DVD, he unlocked a door and turned on the light. He was in the Blair room, which was devoted to his religion, Blairism.
'Ah here we are!'
He proceeded downstairs, they began to watch Gossip Girl. There was a thud at the door?
'I'll go check who it is' said Damon.
He opened the door, the hair was unmistakable it was Callum. His head hung low.
'What's up Cal?' asked Damon
Callum lifted his head, he was a zombie!
'Arrrgh! Babes I don't mean to be a bitch but you look rough!' Callum lunged at Damon but he managed to dodge it.
'Babes that just doesn't sparkle with me!' Damon procceeded to beat callum over the head with a Britney doll. Callum was soon dead.
Mark Spears walked over to him.
'Ah Hun what did you do? I think Murder is frowned upon babes.'
Zombies began to crowd into the house.
'Britney fans, UNITE!' Cried Markspears. 'Use dance routine 34323543 Toxic varition version B!'
The britney fans began to fight and dance their way out of the situation, many zombie limbs were flying everywhere. Within minutes the zombies were defeated.
Hugo turns to face Markspears 'Babes I think something's wrong with TIBB Town'
'Blessings be to Waldorf! It's a zombie apocalypse!' Cried out MarkSpears. They decided the best plan of action was to proceed to a safer building. the grabbed weapons and left the house. They walked for a long while, they had killed all the zombies in the immediate area. However it was not long before they had coem accross another group of survivors.
It was Darenn and Gazbo! the joy of seeing another human was soon quelled, They were Xtina fans.....Brit fans and Xtina fans HATED each other they were like the mongoose and the snake.
'Listen babes, I know we hate each other but let's stick together' suggested Darenn. They agreed to the plan of action. A car burst around the corner and came to a stop. It was OfficialLeaFan!
'Come with me if you want to live!'
'Are you going to say that to everyone?' Chimed in Annie.
END OF CHAPTER 8
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