[Scarlett.]

Scene 1 - Porn film studio

*Chewy and Bhaz get out of the car as the theme tune plays*

Chewy: Bhaz...prepare to be shocked by what we are about to see

Bhaz: I've seen it all before, you shmuck

Chewy: Well, this is Sperminator 2

Bhaz: Oh, I saw, number one a while back, I thought the acting was very good

Chewy: You would

Scene 2 - inside the studio

Director: AND ACTION

*A car flys onto the set and crashes in front of Bhaz and Chewy, who are in shot*

Director: What the ****!

Chewy: Huh? Is this not the set for Sperminator?

Drector: Does this look like a porn flick?

*Chewy looks around*

Chewy: Oops....

Director: Sperminator was shut down due to lack of funds...I was made to direct this peice of crap... called Robocop or something

Bhaz: Sounds crap

Director: it is....now what the **** do you want?