[John.]

I had a really weird dream!!

i was at school and my headteacher was being really nasty so i slapped her and kept slapping her, then she told all the primary kids that i was engaged to my sister.

so i told all the primary kids that it was not true as incest was very wrong, the headteacher is just a B!tch. then the head slapped me. so i slapped her back!

Then I woke up!