By the way i thought of a rough idea.
How about a "The Wizard of Oz" type of idea. eg. "The Wizard of TiBB" or something catchier..
The plot could be say... a little boy from TiBB called Madonna, along with puppy Firewire, are searching for the magical Britney of Oz.
Britney of Oz, is a TiBB legend, loved by lots and hated by just as many. Madonna is trying to find Britney to get a signed CD.
On his way he could bump into characters like Fom searching for a music contract, Billy searching for Diana Vickers. You get the idea.
Britney has been described as a legend by many on this forum, and the whole idea could be a group of people trying to find her to get help, just like the wizard of oz.
All to find out "the man behind the curtain" is actually someone like Ross ?