Great we got Madonna! We can certainly make this story humourous now
Madonna is on a quest with his puppy Twilight to find Britney, the legend. Madonna needs a new username change to Britney, but needs to get permission from the lady herself, so he decides to track her down. On his travels he meets Fom, a young lad on the search of a record deal. Despite hating Britney, he decides to travel with Madonna, in the hope Britney can hear him sing and get him signed by a label. Also on their travels they meet Andy, a manish man with a hate of Britney, and couldnt be more disgusted at the idea of going to find her. However, Andy comes up with an evil plan to kill queen britney herself.. but little does Andy know, queen Britney never even existed... but the question? Who is Britney?
[spoil] Dezzy in drag. [/spoil]