[Tom]

Ending 1

Stood before them was a woman with an umbrella, attacking the shrine of Christina. She had her back turned to them.
"She looks like Jade" screeched Andy, followed by a mock laugh.
"No she doesn't, its blatantly Britney and shes going to get me a recording deal" said Fom in a tone of excitement.
"Madonna is so much better looking in the flesh" joked Madonna, which his parrot repeated. "She can still change my username though, I'm sooooo excited I can go and make more polls about pointless things then!!"
She turned round in what felt like them to slow motion. Suddenly the sun went in, and grey clouds quickly moved overhead. Everyone gasped as this horrific, witch like person stood before them.
It wasn't Britney, but an impersonator. Only the parrot realised.
"Oh my god its Britney, ahhhhhhh, I love you, I've got all your singles and ... ahhhhhh its BRITNEY YOU CAN BE MY NEW OBSESSION!!!!!!!!!!!!" screeched Madonna at the top of his lungs in the highest pitch ever.
But as the impersonator was distracted, Andy was creeping closer ... and closer ... and closer ...
"Can you get me a record deal? I've been searching for ages. I'm your biggest fan", Fom said desperately in a bid to secure his future.
"LIAR" roared the impersonator, "I know you're a Kelly Clarkson fan and for that reason, you won't get a contract unless ...."
"Unless what?" cried Fom
".... you realise a Britney Spears tribute album, featuring all her greatest hits including 'I'm not a Girl' and 'Im a Slave 4 U'".
Madonna laughed, but Fom agreed and just as they were shaking on a deal, Andy had picked up the umbrella used by the impersonator to destroy the shrine of Christina and with 3 blows to the head, the impersonator fell to the floor.

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