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Old 06-04-2009, 09:16 PM #1
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Default The Amazing Adventures of Billy-The All New Decide His Fate Story!-Episode 1-The Naughty Rabies Infected Dog

Billy was a boring kid. He lived in Canada and had no friends. He spent his day eating maple syrup and having snow fights with his invisible friend Fred the Chicken. One day, Billy was building a snowmaplesyrupman when he ran out of maple syrup.
"Oh dear!" he exclaimed "I best go to the mall (that's what all the people in America and near America call shopping centres) and pick some up." So Billy put Fred the Chicken in an invisible bag and they went off to Greg's Amazing Mall. They walked into Wal-Mart (Asda to you and me) and looked under 'Syrups and Jams' and there was one last jar of maple syrup (they sell like hotcakes in Canada I imagine!). There was also a rabid looking dog who had the syrup in his sights. Billy ran to the syrup, the dog ran to the syrup (in slow motion with Chariots of Fire in the background). Billy threw his left hand round it, Fred the chicken jumped on it, and the rabid dog tried to bite off the lid, in the process biting Fred the chicken.
"Nooooooooooooo!!!" said Billy in slowmotion. The dog grapped the syrup and ran away to it's equally rabid looking over who was being asked to leave the shop for throthing all over Maureen who was doing clean up in Aisle 3. Billy then created an invisible box, stuffed Fred inside and ran to the door, but the security guard fell asleep on the lock and it locked shut.

WHAT DOES BILLY DO NEXT?:

A) Try to find a big heavy object to break down the door.
B) Try and treat Fred himself.

Please U2U me what you think he should do by noon tommorow. The one with the most votes happens.
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