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How Paradise Works
Right I know you have all been desperate to find out and this is how it will work.the house will be kept at a constant temperature of 30 degrees, the garden will be enclosed with a glass roof causing a greenhouse effect (global warming) this will also mean that the house will recieve no rain. Fresh air will be pumped in through a hole in the garden wall.

Where the Lighthouse comes in
If there is cloud cover in the sky blocking out the sun BB will put on the lighthouse which Ultraviolet lights (which are what are found on sunbeds)at the top of the lighthouse.

The light house will be used as the morning alarm as well to wake up the housemates and if this alarm doesn't work then BB will set the wave machine to high and wash the housemates way.

All in all the Big Brother house will turn into a hot and humid hell hole and the only place to escape this is the secret sex dungeon (more about that later).