[WATERS]

On tuesday 27th April 02:47AM
Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a
missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in
Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to
read "To my darling Waters. All characters portrayed within this book are
fictional and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely
coincidental." The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.

What do you think on this ???