[xDramatick]

I always send drunken texts but they're usually full of rubbish, rather than being dirty/embarrassing.

Like I sent my friend the other night when I got off the tube to camden with my bf +his family:
"Hiiii la pirate wantsa know arghhh my'arties comin' over latah? jonsanahannah here xxxxyx"

I type pretty well drunk, I'm one of those people who have to have everything spelt in almost full/near-perfect.