[Shaun]

I once sent this to my Dad, meaning to send it to my friend Dan:

"Thanks a ****ing bunch. You're all a bunch of unreliable pricks."

I sent it to quite a few 'friends' (who'd ditched me the night I lost my tooth, and I spent all my credit trying to phone them and it going to voicemail).

But yeah, the next day my Dad came round and was like WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE?