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A woman is having sex with her husband one day when suddenly in the middle of love making he dies. Later that day, the undertaker calls her to warn her that her husband still has a hard on "What should I do?" says the Undertaker. "Cut it off and shove it up his arse" says the Woman.

Four days later at the funeral, the woman notices a tear running down her husband's cheek, she walks over and whispers in his ear "****in' hurts doesn't it?!?"