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Old 02-05-2009, 11:42 PM #10
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Shaun; I've had a long running joke about fish with a friend.


"I've haddock 'nuff of this."
"R-eely?"
"Dolphinitely!"
"This has me reeling..."
"Oh my cod, get over it!"
"No need to trout at me!"
"Well just know your plaice, you idiot!"
"You're so insalting! I hate you!"
"Whale, it's offishal, I just don't care anymore."
"Fine! So this is fin-ished?"
"I can't kelp you. You have problems."
"Seaweed have gone plaices, you and me, we could have been big, y'know?"
"If you look at this from another angle; it would never have worked."
"I guess not, basshole!"
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