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Courtesy of the mighty sickipedia:


I think katie Price should look on the bright side of her split from peter Andre.
At least now when she hears someone say "Look at that pair of tits!" she'll know they are referring to her big jugs, and not to her and peter.


I came here to read some jokes about katie Price and peter Andre splitting up.....then i realised no-one cared.


peter Andre was in the news last week praising katie Price on her housekeeping skills..

..Dont you worry Pete, after the divorce settlement she'll be keeping the ****ing house alright!