[Shaun]

HOT
Shaun - 'Nuff said.
MarkWaldorf - His putdowns are epic, his Blair .gifs are flawless, his hair is never out of place. We don't need to explain.
Stu - So vintage! We love it.
GhettoSuperstar - Anyone who posts pictures of hot guys is already good in our books, but when the pictures are of themselves, it's even better.

WARM
Magic - After a brief hiatus he's back, and near his prime. We know he can do better. But does he?
arista - We've spotted Lindsay Lohan wearing a 'Sign Of The Times' print tee in Palm Springs lately, so we know arista the fashionista's making it big.
Mr.Garyy - False nails aside, this bitch has been on fine form lately. Her winter range is rumoured to be 'inspirational'.
Twilight - a little Head and Shoulders and this girl could be on her way to the top.

TEPID
DamonJ - Living proof that you can have it all one minute and then be in ruins the next. Let's hope he picks himself up, because we're certainly not touching it.
Satisfaction - He CLAIMS he's busy with drama rehearsals - so we sent lili along to examine. It turned out she was examining wreckage - his performance was more wooden than Heather Mills' leg.
Ninastar - Nobody leaves the cult without a few claw marks from us. You disappoint us.
Harry. - About as fierce as mashed potato.

COLD
Conzors - We've seen dungbeetles managing better talent competitions. We'd put our full backing behind Kornetto for the win, but it'd be like cheering on Hartlepool United.
Bradley! - Ouch, having his Alphabet BOOB game ripped by Lauren was a real blow to his (supposed?) balls.
JohnnyBB - Just get your penis out and get it over with.
Annie - Being the only girl in the Brotherhood [we have our doubts about Ninastar], this PYT [poor young tramp] must be looser than a corridor.

More soon.