The following offerings will probably only raise a titter but at least I've made an effort, haha!
Eleven criminals have just escaped from a prison in Ireland by using a helicopter. Police have set up road blocks!
The go-go dancer was so bad everyone said she was more like a gone-gone dancer!
"Mummy, there's a man with a bill at the door". "Don't be silly dear, it must be a duck with a hat on!".
"Why are you so angry?" "Because it's all the rage".
Oh dear I'd better stop there, they'll only get worse!
