[Romantic Old Bird]

Well! As Helen would say, 'OH MY GOD!'

I couldn't open this link earlier. I just have, and Jade looks about as much like MM as I do.

Dearie me. How desperate are they?

I remember the makeover Helen got, and she looks lovely in her photo. Even so, she was absolutely slated in the tabloids, who said she looked like Miss Piggy. I think not!

Now the self same papers are waxing lyrical over the not unattractive, but even so, not even in the same league Jade.

I hope Jade has someone telling her how short memories are in the press, and just how quickly you come back down to earth with a bump.