Janette, I am picking you all off, one by one.
Your mum will be the next person I meet possibly, and maybe you too?
We have talked of a convention before.
It must happen.
Where I live is quite central, but OH would be

and

and very possibly

.
He is still taking enormous pleasure by regaling all our friends, neighbours and acquaintances with
"You'll never guess where this sad cow went the other day!
So, any ideas? Shall I invite the Clarkes? And Uri Geller?