I was on the metro in Paris once with a friend and this guy who was at least 50+ git in wearing a long skirt knee boots a pink cardigan and a black bear hat with little bear ears on the top and two straps either side.
It being rush hour (s)he was pushing up against my friend. We couldnt keep the laughter in with 2 french girls joining in on the joke. My friend said it wouldnt of been so bad hat his hat not been near her mouth or if he didnt smell so bad!!!!!!
Funniest experience ever and goes to show that there are all types of nutters out there!