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Here Orlaith_Rules:

Quotes by Makosi

'I'm going to be in here for ten weeks. I'm going to be in a bad mood for two months.'

'I'm a virgin.'

'I'm not a virgin.'

'Maxwell is not in the same league as Anthony and Sam. But hopefully he is in Saskia's league.'

'''Saskia attacked the one thing that she knows is my weakness......my afro.'''

'''I think I'm pregant. Can I have a pregnancy test please?'' (bursts into tears) nice one'

'Oh my days'

''she's got my mothers eyes'(speaking to Derek)'

''O MY DAYS!!''

''ooops''


Quotes by Saskia

'I don't fancy Maxwell, not one bit.'

'All that matters to me in a guy is a sense of humour.'

'You're mad [to Mary]'

''Don't grit your teeth at me like a dog, woman!' (to Mary)'

'It's dog eat dog, end of!'

'Yeah, one million percent, one million percent.'

'Noddy number one - Roberto. Noddy number two - Derek.'

'I like a man to bark like a dog.'

'You have got well big boobs when u looks in the mirror'

'And then there were 9, eh'

''Stop it, stop it Maxwell, your doing it too hard!' (Maxwell's rampage in her bed.)'

''Oh so I'm a magazine girl am I? Whats wrong with having casual sex? Lest I can''

''**** off!''

'You're a selfish pig whose breath stinks of dog **** [to Makosi]'

'Why have for cheeseburger when you've had steak? (about Orlaigh)'

''End of''

'You are a fake is what you are!!! (To Makosi)'

'Mmmmmmmm cheeses i like cheese tasty cheese end of'

'What is it to you eh?...what is it to you?...not that its any of your buisness but we did not have sex....it was just a bit of a fumble''