Oh Kaz, I'll have some of that please? yum!
What do you get if you cross a herd of cows with an emergency?
Udder chaos!
What did Snow White say when the chemist lost her film?
"Some day my PRINTS will come!"
Darling, whisper something soft and gooey in my ear."
"LEMON MERINGUE PIE!"
When thousands of bottles of perfume were stolen from a shop, the police were quick to take up the scent.
She was only the police constable's daughter, but she let the chief inspector!
"Somebody stop me?"
