Whilst arguing about a bottle of shampoo
"Yeah I made that label! It took me all day! YEAH!!! ARTS AND CRAFTS!"
Then to Torrie Wilson:
"The only thing Torrie could sell it steroids. Yeah, I had to google you to find out who you was!"
That last one is like something Markus would say
Anyway, he's a dick but he'd be good on CBB or something.