[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Well, what can I say, that has just told me to shut the **** up hasn't it.

It took 33 minutes from my post for the reply, and what a reply. I have to say I am thrilled with the results and I will bow to you for it (well I actually won't as I'm in bed and it'll just look like Im trying to give myself head).

I really don't know what to say, so just imagine a junky looking figure standing and clapping furiously as if I had just seen the greatest performance of Ken Kesey's classic novel 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest' . My hands beginning to get sore, my arms tired. Just beating together to show my excitement and sheer joy over the reply.

I do feel a little let down when you say I shall enjoy queuing with her is based particularly on the ass, as I feel that we could have embarked on a long winding conversation about everything and nothing and why men use their trousers as a cleaning cloth when they have crap on their hands (nb: not actual crap though). There must be more than just the ass, as gravity is a bastard.

Finally what sort of gifts would she send them at xmas to cheer them up?(hope you don't mind follow up questions).

Fair play to you, if she is really employing you to do this then you show commitment to speak to random stoned people at 3 to 4 in the morning then she better be paying you a good sum. You are worth it.

Liked the picture, the final smack in a bloody good smack down on me.

I'll crawl off with my tail between my legs (I said tail!)