[bansheewails]

Tell Charlie he is getting a bit of a gut! Tell Kris that Marcus is better looking and Heat wat Marcus to do a Body of the Week picture! Tell Freddie the PM wants to talk to him about doing a 'better sleep' campaign. Tell Sree that people are burning effigies of him in the street in India and that Noirin is really really disliked on the outside! Tell Lisa that John Lydon from the Sex Pistols thinks she is too girly to be punk!!

The rest I would ignore, leading them to believe no one is talking about them and sit back and watch the fire works! BB would throw me out but it would be worth it.