[Shaun]

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The highlights fade and Davina is stood on-stage.
Davina: Those little blighters. See you in three. Crowd cheer.
Adverts...
The titles roll again.
Davina: Welcome back! All week, Hannah, Jen, Paul and Shaun have been put to the public vote by the three mutes. But who do you want to be the dreaded first evictee?
She gives the numbers again.
Davina: The lines close in 15 minutes. Now, back to yesterday - how long will Laura and Conor's little game last? Oh and keep your eyes peeled for a fantastic Shirley Bassey impression.

12:49pm. Ross is still confronting about the House about his missing jeans. Paul enters the living room from outside.
WATERS: One of my jackets is missing.
Annie: Have either of you broken any rules or anything?
Ross: No!
WATERS: Of course not.
Greg: Maybe they're just trying to wind us up.
Laura [S]: Yeah...but none of my stuff's gone though.
Linda: I dunno. Stealing something from everyone would be obvious.
Hannah: I think it was someone in the House.
Jen: Really?
WATERS: If it ****ing is, I want my jacket back now.
Ross: Same.
They walk out back to the bedroom, before Laura and Conor burst out laughing.
Shaun: What's so funny?
Conor: Just...just how they're overreacting.
Laura [P]: Yeah...

1:34pm. Hannah, Jen, Shaun and Greg are in the garden sunbathing.

Shaun: I reckon it was Conor who did it.
Hannah: I know it's him who did it, him and Laura.
Greg: What? Why?
Hannah: They had to, Big Brother made them. But Paul and Ross can't know it was them apparently.
Jen: Oh my God!
Shaun: That's nasty.
Hannah: Meh, if it makes Paul an argumentative asshole, it gets him evicted, I'm not complaining.
Shaun: True...

2:55pm. Annie, Ama and Linda are in the living room. The others are outside sunbathing.

Linda: The people in this House are way too young.
AMA: Yeah, they're rather immature as a whole. And it's not an age thing, because Annie here's as mature as they come.
Annie: You're too kind.
Linda: Aye, I just hope this doesn't become a split.
Annie: You've got quite a few friends in here haven't you?
Linda: I get on with a few I suppose.
AMA: Hmm, I need to find some alliances really, because I get the feeling Paul's a goner.

4:08pm. Rémy comes to the Diary Room.

Rémy: Hello Big Brother.
Big Brother: Hello Rémy. How are you today?
Rémy: A little down to be honest. The House is always arguing and bitching and it is very boring. Like Paul is really rude sometimes and then Conor can be really dramatic. It's just very pointless and they are doing themselves no favours. And another thing, about Lauren? She doesn't have very good hygiene. She needs to wash her hair.
Big Brother: Is that all, Rémy?
Rémy: Yes.

The camera cuts to Davina who gives us the phone numbers one more time, before cutting to breaks.