[Romantic Old Bird]

Thanks James!

You've saved me the trouble of scanning AND minimised the chance of OH coming in and catching me in the act of doing it. This in turn will prevent me having days of muttered comments like 'sad cow' etc!

In the absence of Busy Bee I feel I must make some comment of how very fine Mr Clarke is looking.

Tanned, looking pretty sharp and well toned. He definitely fills out those trousers very nicely indeed. Helen looks wonderful too. Is the pose a pun on Samantha and Darren in Bewitched or something?

They really are a good looking couple. Who else would still hold this amount of interest and command an article in heat after 4 years?
Can't believe they don't know their anniversary is July 11th!

It just reminds me of that lovely summer in 2001 when the housemates went in just for a laugh and the experience. No-one expected fame or magazine deals, and no-one before had experienced the amount of media frenzy that they did.

Their first heat interview in August 2001 they did for charity - which is why I think the magazine is still fond of them.

A pity we didn't have the 'At home with Helen and Paul' series they were offered, but I respect their decision.

Come on Mr Clarke, get the nuptials sorted, or I'll set your mum on you!