Ryt, here's a quick joke before I nip off to bed to prepare for a bike ride 2moz
. Plus I was up way too last last nite lol!!
Ok, here goes!
A man is sitting in a cafe at the side of the road. He was welcomed in by one of the waitresses and has been studying the menu for a good few minutes now.
The man calls the waitress over to take his order. "I'll have a cup of tea and a quicky please!" The waitress looks stunned and stares at the customer in disbelief. "Sorry, what was that?" she asked. "Can I have a cup of tea and a quicky please," replies the man for the second time.
Unsuprisingly, the waitress slaps the man before running back behind the counter.
Just as the dejected and confused man is leaving the cafe, an occupant of the next table calls over to him "Excuse me sir, but I think it's pronounced 'Quiche'!"
Hope u can understand it all ryt lol! and soz its a bit long-winded. I'm off to get my beauty sleep!
Tom.
