Mark,
Own up, your superior grasp of the English language is largely thanks to reading the inventive, flowing, witty and articulate posts made by guests on your site!
I was thrilled that 'Betty' did not know the meaning of discombobulated! I was even more thrilled she had to admit to Dean that she never had a best friend at school. I was amazed that she managed to accumulate 2% of the vote. I put this down entirely to misdialling.
More than anything though Mark, I'm delighted that one of her many shortcomings was able to be put by you to such good use.
Double and triple cool!
