[Romantic Old Bird]

The thing I remember most about PJ funnily enough is the fact he behaved exceedingly badly and got away with it.

I couldn't believe the cheers he got on exit. I didn't want him to be pilloried either, but what happened sent out SUCH bad messages to young chaps everywhere.

I don't particualrly blame him for doing the thing he unconvincingly denied. He was drunk, and he couldn't help showing his true (unpleasant) character in that situation. It only reminded me more of the nobility of a certain past housemate.

Most of all I will remember PJ for the smug look on his face as he denied everything and wallowed in his unfathomable hero status with the public.

Go back and do some conveyancing PJ. Wear your natty suit, and talk loudly and annoyingly on your mobile during business lunches and on trains. It's what you were born to do.