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Someone just posted this on another forum I found it quie amusing, but this IS NOT MY WORK, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT MY WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katie Lawler - The Greatest Role Model Ever!

CALLING ALL GUYS, MEN AND BOYS, please vote for Katie Lawler to win BB3!

When Katie wins, Girls will want to BE KATE! They will emulate her, copy her, try to be like her. As winner of BB3, Katie will be the ULTIMATE ROLE MODEL for girls.

Guys, consider Katie's example to all the young girls who will be looking up to her:

Girls, especially young and impressionable ones, who have Kate as their role model will internalise the following rules of life:

KATIE LAWLER'S RULEBOOK FOR YOUNG GIRLS:

(1) Fawn over men (eg Spencer) who fart in your face, and don't look you in the eye, and fiddle with them to pleasure them. Generally be a man's doormat. It's fun!;
(2) Jump into the bed of men (eg Alex) you don't like and give them free snogs;
(3) Snog a man's girlfriend (eg Adele) so that the man you "hate" (eg Alex) can lap up some lesbian vibes, in an enjoyable threesome situation;
(4) Allow men (eg Jonny) to throw you around like a punchbag, and bruise your entire body, to release pent up aggressions for fun on a female punching bag. Never complain!;
(5) Do all the housework for men, offer to wash the clothes of men, and generally be an uncomplaining drudge;
(6) Cut men's toenails salveishly, and wash the feet of men;
(7) When men use you as a punching bag for physical and sexual aggression, always take out your rage on another WOMAN (just as Kate did when she called Jade the "instigator" last night after Alex and Jonny both jumped on top of her and rubbed her up);
(8) Sadistically vent all your aggressions on uglier and inferior women (like Jade), by calling them "Fat Pat" or whatever, in order to give men a good laugh;
(9) If it will amuse a manfriend (eg Jonny), go ahead and physically strip a female rival (eg Jade) in the swimming pool to squash the inferior female like a bug, and give a man a good laugh at her expense;
(10) Act like a stand-up comedy machine for the amusement of men, particularly by making a mockery of other women (eg Lynne);

GUYS, THERE'S A PARADISE AHEAD WAITING FOR US, BUT ONLY IF WE MAKE SURE KATE WINS SO THAT GIRLS EVERYWHERE WILL HAVE A ROLE MODEL!

Please vote for Kate to win so that girls everywhere internalise these valuable 10 lessons! lol.