[Jayson]

There were 3 men that found a magic slide, when you went down it all you had to do was shout your wish and you would land in it at the bottom.
The first man shouted "MONEY!", and landed in millions of pounds.
The second man shouted "WOMEN!" and landed in a pile of women.
The third man shouted "WEEEEEEE!!!".




A blonde suspects her hubby fooling around. She follows him to his misteress's house one day, busts open the door and puts the gun to her own head.
Her husband says, "Please honey, dont do this!".
"Shut up" she says. "You're next!".



Why did the pervert cross the road?
He couldn't get his cock out of the chicken.