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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Notts
Posts: 4,178
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Notts
Posts: 4,178
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SO,with a monkey, a razor and a luminous van under their arms they......
Knew there was little chance of slipping out under cover of darkness.
'I know, I have a plan!' said Jonny. 'This'll work, it's proper canny. Now you leave it to me.'
He looked straight into the camera above him and said.
'I just thought you ought to know that by subdividing a multiple occupancy dwelling, Big Brother is in direct controvention of the Health and Safety at Work Act 1974 and is causing a SERIOUS fire hazard'
The loudspeaker crackled into life immediately.
"WILL ALL HOUSEMATES .............................."
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