[Romantic Old Bird]

Thanks Kaz, but I love the lad too much to inflict that on him. He would definitely be emotionally scarred. I think I'd just better keep on dreaming. and leave him to Helen..

After meeting a young man from Reading
A Welsh girl cried, 'Cancel my wedding!
Cos you know there's no rush,
And this blokes really lush,
And I'm sure he wants loving and bedding!