[Bombardier]

I was just going to say!

There's something about his eyes. They're kind of like an animal's eyes in that they don't have that movement and brightness that human eyes do. It kind of reminds me of a dog when it's just sitting there staring at the wall with its tongue out. WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD? His face is very, very blank until he turns on his smile.

There's something a bit stiff about Rodrigo's movements and body posture too. He is a bit wooden... Like when he turns his head it takes forever and it's too precise, always the same perfect 45 degree turn, like a robot would do.

I like Rodrigo because he's really hard to figure out though. He is really bafflingly conservative for a supposed bisexual toyboy. No swearing allowed on TV, but I guess a nice session of amyl nitrate and anal beads off-air is good Christian love?

HE'S A ROBOT.